So I've gotten aquinted with this castle, need to make a mental note of those damned moving stairs; which by the way, is the most stupid thing I have ever come across in the entirety of my twenty seven years. Which is something to say if you've went through the stupid things I've went through.
I guess this is where I'm going to state my rules and expections, oh and for the love of Pete, I ain't no kid. Get that through yout thick premature skulls, got it? I've heard what some of you kids have said in regards to my presence. If I hear that again, I'm gonna make any one of you's bleed. Comprende?
There, I got of track again.
Rules, I hate 'em, but they do serve a purpose;
1- Keep all your dramatics and teenage angst to yourselves and out of my classroom. I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt and sold it because it clashed with my style. I don't care if you're dating him but he's beginning to like someone else and it's CRUSHING you inside. If you're crushing on the inside, please do it quietly and outta my classroom. Thanks a whole bunch.
2- I give homework, shock! I don't wanna hear no bitchin' and groanin'. If you don't like work, get the crap outta the school and live with your parents forever, or become a vagabond... or a bum. I don't care. This here is the real world, you gotta get used to deadlines and heavy workloads. The real world don't tolerate no bitchin' and neither do I.
3- Speaking of deadlines; when I assign an essay or an assignment, the most you'll get is two to three days. I know that short, and yes I am aware you have other classes. That's not exactly my problem.
4- Lastly but certainly not least-ly; no speaking out of context. I love fun and games and the sound of my voice just as the rest of you probably do. But there's a time and place for that. Speak when spoken to. Got it?
I expect you guys to follow these rules. And my policy is; if you break a rule once, chances are you're gonna break 'em again. So I give no second chances, one strike and you're out on your ass.
Now. I hope to see you all in class, and remember Ancient Runes is a complex course, and I intend to stuff your heads with as much knowledge as I can.
So have a nice day, and a nice year ahead.
[ooc: ... >>; holy crap that was long. *pokes Juniormuse* ]